ALL NEW! The Butt Scraper!!
Did you know the Covid vaccine makes your magnetic? It does!! AND you get magnetic if you stand too close to a vaccinated friend! So what happens when you or one of your friends gets too close the the fridge or stove?? STUCK!! And you CAN’T MOVE!! NOW WHAT???
BUTT SCRAPER TO THE RESCUE!
Just slide our patent-pending BUTT SCRAPER under your fat dumb ass and PRY IT OFF!!
A LIFE-SAVING TOOL!!
Imagine being stuck to your refridgerator, unable to move. Food - Sure. Water? Maybe. But do you want to be found dead, stuck to your fridge, covered in refrigerator magnets? What would your friends say? With Butt Scraper, you’re SAVED! Just slide under your ass and pry! You’re FREE! No embarrassing funerals for you - just your un-vaccinated friends!!!
The BUTT SCRAPER!! Order Now!!
Shipping and Handling not included
The Butt Scraper features a soft, ergonomic handle, a flat business end and plenty of length to leverage all but the fattest asses off you metal appliances! Refrigerators! Stoves! Ovens! Even dishwashers!!
Big Bad Super Butt Scraper
Handling and shipping not included
NEW!
The Big Bad SUPER Butt Scraper!
Four Feet of life-saving scraping for even the biggest asses!!! Extra-large flat business end to cup those cheeks and GET THEM OFF!!
Only the SUPER Butt Scraper can save your fat ass because you know you have one! ORDER NOW!!
The life you save may be your own!